and I saw that a Westmount (rich borough of Montreal) had issued a man a ticket for feeding a squirrel.
As was his right he fought the ticket in court. He's a musician so of course he wrote a song about it called "SquirrelGate"...
The man was feeding a squirrel.
He got a ticket for feeding said squirrel.
Two years of trial.
The courts upheld the fine.
This is two and half years of taxpayer dollars that went to waste because Westmount security couldn't just give him a warning and let it go. In an attempt to stop this ludicrous trial the city of Westmount offered to drop the charges if the man agreed to be the city's "Don't Feed the Squirrels" spokesperson.
I don't really have a funny or witty conclusion... I think this just speaks for itself. Once again... my tax dollars at work.
Muchacho Enfermo
7 comments:
I am the "Don't feed the politicians" spokesperson in Washington DC.
Dude! You're on a mad commenting spree I love it!
I'm making you a "please don't feed the politicians" t-shirt and sending it to you. (as soon as I get my chili con carne... :P )
Yo también quiero una camiseta!!
I'll make one for you too Marxe!!!
You want the one about the squirrel or the politicians?
:P
Fuck you, muthafukka! I be feedin' me some squirrels!
You go Patrick!
Don't let the bastards get you down!
jajajaja, wtf is an squirrel, uhnn this cuban people dont know nothing, jajaja,,, an i want a tshirt too,jejeje,,,, pero de madre ir a corte por eso
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